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Thursday, August 7, 2008 ♥.

Interviewer: Miss Always Lovin' SAI (MALS)

Interviewee: Mrs May I SAI (MMIS)

Poster ( The one who posted this post ):Miss Cute SAI

The interview starts here!:

MALS: Hello! Did you just pass some faeces out?

MMIS: Well yes I did... Why did you ask?

MALS: Have you heard about the SAI Blog?

MMIS: Yes! But I havent visited it... My friend which is Miss Little SAI introduce me to the blog!

MALS: Oh well good, as I am the member of the SAI Blog, Miss Always Lovin' SAI

MMIS: Oh! Why did you try to contact me? (Very curious)

MALS: We are going to interview you about your SAI... Could you spare a moment or 2?

MMIS: Sure no problem!

MALS: Ok how many faeces came out?

MMIS I think it is 10 this is the 1st time I SAI after 5 weeks!

MALS: Oh! Ok could you describe it with some sound effects and what sounds you made?

MMIS: Sure, the first one was the hardest! It was about 2.5 cm fat and 5 cm long! It went down about I took 5 minutes to pass that out I made a "Arghh!" sound but lucky no one is around and the faeces came out with a "Plang!" And then I farted... Then the 2nd and 3rd are almost the same, slim and long both about 3.5 cm long it went "Plock, Plock" came out about 2 minutes... The fourth one was very round and tiny, it didn't make any noise at all! The 5 - 8 one was all fat but very small! It went "PLANG" it was the loudest as all came out like I LAU SAI! And alot of water splash on my butt! the 9th was the most slim and most long! 7 cm long and 1 cm... Then 10th one was one watery one came out very hard! And then I farted!

MALS: Wow! This is the first time someone explain to us in the interview so clearly... But I wonder you took how many minutes?

MMIS: I took 18 minutes 29 seconds

MALS: Ok thank you and you are a fast shitter!

THE END!

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Posted @ 12:17 AM

Wednesday, August 6, 2008 ♥.

Interviewer: Miss Cute SAI (MCS)

Interviewee: Miss I want to SAI (MIWTS)

Poster (The one who post this interview): Miss Always Lovin' SAI (MALS)
This is the interview:
MCS: Hello could you spare some time with us about your SAI?

MIWTS: Sure, about SAI? Wow, first time gotten interviewed... - Very Glad to be Interview -

MCS: Ok, I shall start now, how many SAI is "Plock" out?

MIWTS: I am very confirmed it is 6!

MCS: Did you make any sound effect like "Ahh!" or more?

MIWTS: Yah I did, I didn't pass a motion for 2 weeks! The first one just sloop down, the 2nd one was long and fat some of the blood was stick there I went "Ow!" And the SAI went 'Plong!' and the 3 - 6 was banana looked... So it was ok...

MCS: Thank you for the sound effects and the information on SAI but I want to ask in curiousity you SAI 6 how long did you take?

MIWTS: I long time didn't SAI so I took 30 minutes..

MCS: Thank you for your information once again bye!

MIWTS: Wait what is the website I must go to see my interview?

MCS: It is www.all-about-sai.blogspot.com! Have a nice day!

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Posted @ 5:22 AM

Saturday, August 2, 2008 ♥.

Interviewer : Miss Always Loving Sai ( MALS )

Interviewee : Miss Keep Shitting ( MKS )

MALS : How many pieces of SAI did you pass out ?
MKS : About 6...
MALS : How big were they ?
MKS: The first on was about a size of a grape, the second about 4cm, the third about 2cm, fourth about 6cm, fifth about 3 and a half cm and the sixth about 5cm...
MALS : How did the process of the SAI coming out sound like ?
MKS : The 1st, 3rd and 4th was a ' plop ' .... The 2nd, 5th and the 6th went ' piak ' !
MALS : About how long did you take to finish all that ?
MKS : About 10 minutes ....
MALS : Wow ! You are indeed a fast shitter ...
MALS : Oh ya ! I would like to ask how often do you shit ?
MKS : I shit daily ! Oh ! I'm sorry I have to go now , I have an appointment with my fren ! Bye !
MALS : Alrighty ! Thank you for spending your time with us, bye !

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Posted @ 12:24 AM

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A	Adventurous
S	Sassy
S	Strange
M	Mystical
O	Odd
T	Twisted
I	Influential
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By Sai Members

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Posted @ 12:18 AM

Wednesday, July 2, 2008 ♥.

Dear SAI supporters,

I would like to say Hello! Glad to post well today I got not much thing to say just to say thank you for supporting us our dear supporters! Actually not many but I hope you will tag if you like it or tag on what we can improve on not to say we are 100% PERFECT! So please do tell us we will change not we is the blog... Well Miss or Mr I-love-sai sorry we dont know your gender.. But we the Sai Group Members thank you for supporting us we will post more but please do us a flavour to tell people more about us and the blog! Well Miss Little Sai thank you for supporting us too! we appreciate it!
Anyway do you 2 visit the blog often? Tag the answer in the tagboard and thank you!

Labels: Hi with a Captial H

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Posted @ 11:07 PM

Sunday, June 29, 2008 ♥.

Interviewee: Miss Always SAI (MAS)
Interviewer: Miss Cute SAI (MCS)
Poster( The one who post this post ): Miss Melodic SAI

Let's see the INTERVIEW!:

MCS: Good Evening Miss Always SAI today we want to interview you on your SAI, could you spare some time?

MAS:(Groaning)Sure,Sure.I have been to toliet and shitted... So what you want to ask me? (Curiously)

MCS: Well I want to ask something weird how many SAI has come out from your anus?

MAS: I think it is 3-4 pieces of faeces..

MCS: Could you please describe them?

MAS: Erm....One of them was thin and long, the next was so huge that I could feel my anus stretch.. The last two was almost the same it was oval in shape just that one is bigger and the other smaller..

MCS: Oh.. It is certainly stylish and interesting....Thank you for your time! (Happily)

MAS: No problem I very happy to do it too! =)

THE END

P.S. This interview is short as Miss Always SAI need to go for her another appointment...

Labels: Interviewing Miss Always SAI (MAS)

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Posted @ 4:24 AM

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Hi all! To cheer you up if you have had a bad day, we want to cheer you up with some funny SAI jokes....

1. Once there was a man who was camping high up in the mountain... He was looking at the bottom of the mountain and he accidentally fell into a pool of SAI! Then, he said, " Wow ! Now I smell better than lavender! " My girlfren will definitely love this fragrance! (Pause for laughter...) Why no one laughing?

2. There was once a man who one day decided to observe his dog's SAI, so he looked at it and said ," I love this ! It is such a wonderful gift from the Lord!" Then, he looked at the SAI, put his finger on it and then lick it ... After that, he said," It taste like chocolate, even better than chocolate! I must tell my boss to sell this SAI chocolate! " (Laughing time!) Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Such fake laughter! So bad! Not funny meh?

3. A man called Shitty ate his first chewing gum called Extra Mangoish Chewing Gum ...He didn't see the name but just started chewing the gum... Then, he told his mother that he guessed it was the flavour of SAI...His mother told him that it was mango and he said," I must sue this company for giving the gum the wrong name..( Laugh , anyone?) HuHaHeHaHi ! What kinda laughter is that ?

P.S. This is made by Miss Cute Sai and Miss Always Loving Sai

Labels: Jokes about Sai

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Posted @ 2:06 AM